Chapter 1

The cliff was low, desolate, overgrown with weeds, rugged rocks, irregular ground, there was nowhere to settle. A cold pool of water was among them, filled with cool air.

Ye Qian, wearing a white robe on a dusty night, stood modestly on a boulder not far from the pool, and his clothes were slightly wetted by the mist in the mountains, showed that he had stood there for a long time.

“Tong Ge, are you right about the time and place?” Half an hour has passed!

“How can you question me?”

“Ha ha.”

“You actually laughed at me!”

“Ha ha.”

Ye Qian was a senior employee of the Space-Time Administration.

He was currently carrying out the task of the “Impossible NPC” group under the Ministry of Maintenance.

Speaking of these group names, it’s all their boss’s bad taste.

“The NPC that can’t be missing” is normal. There are names like “Uncle, we can’t make an appointment”, “Don’t be a goblin”, “I want to destroy the world”, “The best in all the land” or “Lao Tzu is the first in the world”. They were full of morality. It was too ridiculous.

The boss had said for a long time that we should always find some pleasure to enjoy it.

He had no way to talk about it.

This time the mission space is a world of martial arts, the protagonist was the hero, but his father died early, his mother remarried, he could only wander around, he should have been a young man who was praised by everyone, as the descendant of a noble family, but now he has become the country’s nuisance. Clearly, it’s just bad luck, many times mistakenly colliding with the  protagonist aura,making him die. Maybe it’s was the protagonist’s halo, so he couldn’t die. Once again, he was chased and killed by the devil religion. He accidentally fell down the cliff. He was picked up by a noble man who lived in a secluded forest in the deep mountains and accepted as his apprentice. Since then, it had officially opened the protagonist mode, wisdom, martial arts and the world-class medical skills. After eliminating the demon religion, he cured the disease of the No 1 beauty of the world and returned to the mountains with the beauty. Since then, there had  been no trace, only occasionally appearing in legends.

What a wonderful story!

Regrettably…

There’s a variable.

A strand of foreign soul unexpectedly came to the world through the gap between time and space.

In her original world, the foreign soul is just an ordinary girl student who likes reading novels and fantasizing. The time and setting of this world is exactly the novel she has read. When she realized where she was, she quickly turned her attention to the biggest villain in the book, the devil bishop. It is no wonder that the sister would like him because he only wore red clothes and was arrogant. Knowing the original plot, the sister tried every means to approach the sect master, but at the same time, she planned to stop the cliff fall. The protagonist could not threaten her sect master unless he got the chance. However, under the strong influence of the law of plot development, the cliff falling event still happened, but the time and place deviated greatly, which resulted in the absence of the extraordinary high-ranking person who should have picked up the main character.

The key points of the plot were artificially erased, resulting in space distortion.

That’s why Ye Qian was here.

His current status is that extraordinary person, waiting for the protagonist to fall down, pick him up and let the plot back on track.

“Bang”.

“…”

A teenager in ragged linen clothes with holes in his shoes lay face down on the ground. A cursory examination showed that although he was seriously injured, he couldn’t die for the time being and deserved to be the protagonist.

Ye Qian backed the protagonist, no way, who let his character set be so cold, there had been no one around, he could only do it by himself. The reason why the protagonist became his apprentice in the original plot was that he suddenly realized that he had no disciples and didn’t want to go to the mountains empty-handed. Just when the protagonist appeared, he was picked up as an apprentice.

Time flies.

After seeing off the cheap apprentice, Ye Qian just had to wait.

“Tong Ge, what’s going on outside?”

“The protagonist became famous in the first World War of Wulin Congress.”

Yes, he has to.

“The protagonist cured the disease of No 1 beauty of the world.”

Well, it should be.

“The protagonist led the martial artists to break into the demon sect”

Well, that’s right.

“The younger sister died as a scapegoat.”

Yeah, huh?

“What about the leader?”

“No trace.”

It seemed that the Leader and the sister were not dead yet.

But it had nothing to do with him.

Although it was not until the death of the bishop that the plot ended and the task really ends, the biggest variable had disappeared and the plot would  not deviate anymore. He did not want to stay any longer.

“Let’s get out of this world ahead of time”

He said goodbye  to him and went home. He had to rest for a few days and take several tasks in succession. Even though he was strong in business, he couldn’t stand it.

Sleep and work continued. As soon as Ye Qian went out, he saw Tong Ge.

In fact, Tong Ge was not a person, but a system. Employees of all mission categories in the Space-Time Authority had their own proprietary systems. Tong Ge was the 38th system. It belonged to the first generation system. Tong Ge and Ye Qian were the few old guys in the Space and Time Administration.

“Why are you here?”

“Boss said we should be moved to the “Give a Person Happiness” group of our subordinates.”

“Is there any mistake?”

“The Boss told me personally.”

“…”

It was a strange thing to say. Ye Qian had traveled through thousands of worlds, and he didn’t even remember how long he lived. And in these long years, he had never carried out emotional tasks! Even when the first time into the Space and Time Authority, he could not choose the task, the task assigned to him was mainly the Hunting Department or the Second Department.

When Ye Qian rose to senior staff at an incredible rate, it was the privilege of senior staff to choose to stay in the maintenance department for a long time. Fortunately, the number of senior employees was not so easy to achieve, so there was no uneven distribution of personnel.

For their senior employees, only the eldest could be transferred.

Once an order was given, it must be prohibited.

Although the Boss looked unreliable, many people even felt that he was trivial in their hearts.

How can a person who manages thousands of employees and controls 3000 worlds be simple?

About a hundred years ago, a fool challenged the authority of the boss and disappeared the next day.

Destroyed.

This was a secret that everyone knew without saying it.

That’s the reason why it’s so sudden.

The Boss hardly cares about anything. More often than not, he was just watching everything.

Tong Ge had finished collecting things.

“Do you know why?”

“It seems that a man in the strategy Department has moved his true feelings towards the target of the mission and formed a soul death contract.”

The contract of soul and death was inseparable from life to life. Once the contract was terminated, both sides of the contract would lose their souls, whether by external force or voluntarily.

“So ruthless?”

“Yes, the boss was very angry when he found out.”

Ye Qian felt enlightenedl. In this space-time bureau, there are people who can have true feelings?

The least qualified employees here have been for hundreds of years.

They have traveled through thousands of worlds and seen all kinds of life. In the execution of the task, in order to achieve the target, will use all means, immediately after leaving the world, they have to throw away those feelings, their heart had become extremely hard.

“So I’m going to fill in the vacancy?”

“Uh huh. Come on, take the task.”

“What did the boss do?”

“Took all his abilities and talents and threw him into the dangerous world.”

Was not obliterated?

Tong Ge and Ye Qian had a close understanding. With a look from Ye Qian, he knew what he was thinking.

“The Minister of strategy asked for help.”

“Oh ~”

No more talking along the way.

As soon as he stepped into the slightly offensive office, fireworks burst out. A tall, thin man with rimless glasses waved two fireballs around them, while cheerfully shouting “Welcome! Welcome! “

He seemed to have come to a strange place.

“Fuck! ghost? “

“Du-Lun’s is not a ghost.” The man heard Tong Ge’s words and finally stopped his idiotic actions to come forward.

“…”

“Xiao Qian, Xiao 38, Du LUN is your favorite minister.

“Shit! You are 38! Your whole family is thirty-eight!”

“Xiao Qian, he is so fierce! Du Lun is afraid”.

Night Qian looked at the man who was holding his sleeve and crying. He felt headache and wanted to hit him.

Perhaps feeling the danger, the minister of strategy

hurried away from Ye Qian.

“Cough, just joking to liven up the atmosphere. Don’t mind me~”

“Ha-ha, fortunately it’s just a joke. If you’re really that stupid, I’ll would have hit you.” Tong Ge said coolly.

“___”

Ye Qian didn’t want to talk nonsense any more. He was very direct, “What is the task I have to perform?”

“Oh, wait a minute!”

The Minister of Strategy turned over the messy desk for a long time before he found a binder.

“Here.”

“OK, let’s go.” Ye Qian didn’t want to stay here any longer.

When Tong Ge imported the data from the mission world into the console, Ye Qian was ready to lie down in the space-time warehouse.

“Give happiness to a person” was also the task of the strategy group. As the name implies, is it to make the task goal feel happy?

It sounded so difficult. Ye Qian would rather destroy the world.

Come on, there’s no way. Let’s take it step by step.

The first task is a campus story.

Yao Xiaowan was a famous little sister in A. One day a transfer student came to her class and became her desk mate. Lin Zimo was a good student, they should have no problems. Until one time Lin Zimo forgot to bring his English book, Yao Xiaowan gave her book to him. She was rushed to the penalty station by their teacher. She was called back after a short time. It was Lin Zimo and her teacher who confessed that he had not brought his book. Because of this, they both thought the other side was good. Slowly even became friends, and even had an ambiguous relationship. The brothers of Yao Xiaowan jokingly called Lin Zimo their brother-in-law, and Yao Xiaowan agreed with them. But she saw a picture of Lin Zimo kissing a girl with great passion. Originally, Lin Zimo had a girlfriend, but they had a conflict before. The ambiguity between Lin Zimo and Yao Xiaowan was intentional. He wanted to use her to forget about his girlfriend. Yao Xiaowan was left in a state of despair, and since then she had completely degenerated, collapsed and died early.

Target: Yao Xiaowan.

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